Like a lost member of the Tenenbaum clan, 3-year-old Emmelyn Roettger has a genius IQ of 135 and is currently the youngest member of Mensa, which scored her and the Roettger parents an appearance on The Today Show. During the five seconds that Emme humors the condescending tone of host Natalie Moralez, we learn that she likes science and pooping and her favorite planet is Mars. But mostly she likes pooping. Don't we all?

At one point she becomes genuinely distraught, saying "My belly hurts, take this off me so I can poop," but the three parents (Moralez has her own toddler) don't seem to pay any attention to the smartest person in the room. Don't worry, little one; someday you'll have the power to destroy NBC.