Celebrate Mother's Day tomorrow with this compilation of some good advice by television matrons such as Betty Draper, Lucille Bluth, Nancy Botwin, Marge Simpson, Clair Huxtable, and the creepy doll that looks like George Costanza's mom. I promise you, hearing January Jones deliver that "bang your head against the wall" line to lil' Bobby will make you feel way better about your mother's bullshit.