They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs. One thing we do know is that it's the first of many, according to Faris, with both parents-to-be saying they want a big, ol' soccer team of a family. "I would love to have eight [kids]. "I don't think I could handle it, though!" she said in September. "We want to populate!" [People, E!]

From happy celebrity parents to the deeply unhappy parents of celebrities, Reese Wihterspoon's mom is suing her dad for bigamy. But this isn't like Big Love or Sister Wives: Betty Witherspoon says her husband John's recent marriage to Tricianne Taylor is null and void because he never bothered officially ending it with her. And it's actually a sad story. Betty doesn't want to divorce her husband and fears that Taylor is on the make and taking advantage of her husband, who she believes is suffering from early onset dementia. "When I confronted my husband he said he didn't know who Tricianne Taylor was and that he did not remember getting married," she said in a court affidavit. "I also fear for my husband's personal safety and the safety of my family." [USA Today]

It appears that we can thank Sasha and Malia, in part, for helping their dad Barack vocalize his belief that same-sex couples should be able to get married. "There have been times where Michelle and I have been sitting around the dinner table and we're talking about their friends and their parents and Malia and Sasha, it wouldn't dawn on them that somehow their friends' parents would be treated differently," he said. "It doesn't make sense to them and frankly, that's the kind of thing that prompts a change in perspective." Thanks ladies. [E!]

Despite talk of a split in recent months, Johnny Depp says there is "no way" that he and Vanessa Paradis are over. Hear that? It's the sound of a million hearts starting to beat again after freezing from the initial shock of their alleged breakup. "The rumours are not true. They are absolutely not true," he said. "No matter what I say about this, people believe the opposite. I can't say enough about it not being over." [The Sun]
Johnny says an "incredibly stoned" George W. Bush was the inspiration for is Willy Wonka character. Naturally. [NYDN]

While most ass cheeks slowly develop the texture and elasticity of a rotten orange as they age, Cameron Diaz all but confirms her pact with the Devil by saying that her ass is like a fine wine and only gets better as the years tick by. "My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20," she said. "This is the thing that people don't understand - take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older. Absolutely." [Access Hollywood]

  • Patti Smith may be humble, but not when it comes to her eyewear. Presenting an award to MoMA PS1's Klaus Kertess, she said upon receiving a round of applause: "If you're applauding my new glasses, they're from Germany." [Page Six]
  • Sometimes simple ideas are the best, like VMAN's thought to get Tobey Maguire to interview Andrew Garfield and talk about Spider-Man stuff. [Page Six]
  • She Tweeted yesterday that motherhood was the best thing to have ever happened to her so we'll take Jessica Simpson saying she can't look at Maxwell without crying to be a good thing. [Page Six]
  • It seems a little low-rent, but Eminem is asking hotels to cover the windows with tin foil so he can get some sun-free sleep while on tour. [Page Six]
  • Andy Cohen is making like a Real Housewife and serving up a tasty backhanded compliment Oprah Winfrey's way. [Page Six]
  • Then Andy got down and dirty by saying it's probably true that John Travolta has been trawling for gay sex of late. [Radar]
  • Speaking of, the number of masseurs coming forward to say that John Travolta flashed his wang or wiggled his puckered rosebud at them is going to grow, says a lawyer. [NYDN]
  • After some upsetting closing statements, the Jennifer Hudson family murder case has gone to the jury. [E!]
  • Kudos to Halle Berry for going nuts on the paps for stalking her daughter every day. [E!]
  • Gross, Sean Bean was taken into custody by police after allegedly harassing his wife via phone and email. [E!]
  • She may have called her daughters fat and bad for the "brand," but Kris Jenner maintains that she and her daughters have an amazing relationship not at all dictated by money. [E!]
  • Rihanna is not dating Darren McFadden. I repeat, not dating Darren McFadden. [TMZ]
  • Chris Rock thinks that Jennifer Lopez is such a good mom that he'd love to partake in a little impregnation with her. [Us]
  • Never get on the wrong side of Charlize Theron, she might tear a stomach muscle yelling at you. [Us]