I must admit that after Mitt Romney's victory lap speech on Tuesday night, I was impressed with the guy. Even though it was mostly substanceless political niceties balanced with a hearty dose of empty thought calories, Romney didn't appear robotic and distant. He even managed to muster some passion. But gaffe-free streak was to be short-lived, as today he reverted back into the "you're all just jealous of me for pooping gold bullion" narrative and encouraged college students to find success by borrowing money from their parents. I take it he's a fan of Girls, then?