Lamar Odom's NBA career has been less-than-sparkling lately; first he was traded from the Lakers to Dallas, and now Dallas is taking him off the court — and, as one might imagine, this is doing a number on his mood. Dude's depressed. And his wife, Khloe Kardashian, is worried. Says a proverbial friend of the couple (who, let's be honest, is probably Kris Jenner), "Khloe has been extremely supportive of Lamar, but she is growing increasingly concerned for her husband because she has never seen him like this before." Perhaps moving back to Los Angeles, as is the plan, will lift Lamar's spirits, but he won't be moving there to play for his beloved old team, so...that seems a bit depressing too. And traipsing around tinseltown with cameras in your face — which is the only way to live in LA if you're a Kardashian — doesn't seem like something that would cheer a guy up. [Radar]
What could cheer him up, however, is a "romantic getaway" that Khloe is said to be planning — provided there are no cameras. Anyone care to place odds on that? [Radar]

Though she headed straight to a bar following her DUI arrest — showing an impressive tendency toward poor decision making and/or the enabler framework currently surrounding her — Amanda Bynes's dad says it's totally okay because she wasn't even drunk when she drove right into that cop car. "She was not drunk," said Rick Bynes. "I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn't have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn't drink." One would assume it was Amanda who told him that and, if so, he's the most supportive/gullible father ever. [People]

If you're not a tween-aged Twitter "hater" it may be the first you're hearing of it, but Miley Cyrus has hit back at criticism that she's getting too thin after she copped some shit for Tweeting a picture of herself with a bag of Carl's Jr. with the caption: "I can't eat it. So I'm just gonna smell the shittttt out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering." Some body critics said that seeing as she's lost a few pounds she should really chow down, but, with a gluten allergy, Cyrus says it's a bad idea: "It's not about weight it's about health." And the world keeps spinning. [E!]

Though the thought of bulky adult diapers makes the five-year-old living inside me giggle – making sure that every friend who has endured a vaginal childbirth rightfully calls me an immature shitbag – we should send some finger snaps Lisa Rinna's way for her role as the new spokesperson for Depends. "I'm doing it for Dress for Success, which is an amazing charity that helps women get their confidence back so they can go back out in the workplace and get their lives back together," she said. Rinna — 1. My inner-child — 0. [NYDN]

Rather than lose her shit like many of her peers if they found out they were inadvertently fronting a sex shop on the Mexican border, Scarlett Johansson proves once again that she hasn't been completely damaged by fame: "I applaud TMZ's, once again, award winning investigative journalism for securing the knowledge of my legions of Mexican fans." [E!]

  • When it comes to the ridiculous body scrutiny she's faced since first falling pregnant, Jessica Simpson sees the comments from the finger-pointing masses and raises them a big, fat bird flip by promoting her naked Elle cover — responding to their jibes with an admirable chuckle. "Last chance to see me 'fat' aka PREGNANT on the cover of Elle," she Tweeted. "I loved this shoot, only on stands for a few more days!" [Us]
  • Though her fiancé Jason Trawick is expected to be appointed her co-conservator in the near future, Britney Spears has no plans to marry her fella anytime soon. Theory is that this is a bit of a trial period to make sure that the new conservatorship arrangement, which Trawick will share with Brit's dad, works in her best interest. [Radar]
  • Word has it that both LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are both writing tell-alls. After seeing the behavior of the latter on The Real Houseghouls Of Beverly Hills I know whose I'd rather read. [Page Six]
  • Hey you guys, things are getting "so serious" between Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds that they spent the holiday weekend with her family. A wild departure from what most people who have been dating for a while do on holiday weekends. [Page Six]
  • It seems like they're always inflating breasts on billboards, but not when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt, who had her boobs reduced for The Client List poster because they were deemed too slutty. Oh, America. [E!]
  • Some plushies met up with Tina Fey for some adult fun on the set of 30 Rock. [E!]
  • While most of us would kill for that budget, Melissa Etheridge's ex Tammy Cain says that she's living on struggle street now that she's only getting $23,000 a month in spousal support. [E!]
  • Brenda Walsh – aka Shannen Doherty — says she's looking forward to getting one of those baby things. [E!]
  • Us are getting wet over the fact that Eva Longoria was wearing a $12,000 outfit to catch a flight, despite the fact that $10,000 of that was due to her Birkin. Which I should try and team with my sweats next time I'm angling for an upgrade – which is the only reason I'd carry such a ridiculous thing because such bags are for complete assholes. Though, I'd need to pry it from her sharp talons first and I'd wager she'd put up quite a fight. [Us]
  • Though he wishes he'd come across as a little more butch, a delightfully delusional Andy Cohen said he thought his SNL parody was a hoot. [People]
  • Here is the poster for Robert Pattison vehicle Bel Ami, aka the gay twink porn company that's going to confuse legions of tweens during imminent Google searches. [OMG]
  • Here is a very earnest birthday greeting from Charlize Theron to Kristen Stewart. [YouTube]
  • For those of you who can't let go of anything to do with Jennifer Aniston's love life, she's doing a new movie with Justin Theroux. [Vulture]
  • And here's Russell Brand literally burning money on the streets of West Hollywood. [Mirror]
  • I'm not even going to try and begin distilling this complex drama betwixt Sylvester Stallone and Lisa Vanderpump. But those two names combined warrant link-clicking attention. [TMZ]
  • After competing in Monday's episode of celebrity gauntlet Dancing With the Stars, contestant Melissa Gilbert waltzed her way over to the hospital for a dance injury. [Radar]
  • Some crazy asshole is none too pleased that Octomom exists and offered up a death threat in addition to a brick through the window. [TMZ]
  • Though I got excited when I misread that Jim Belushi got in trouble for trying to smuggle a joint into Martha Stewart's vineyard, it's still pretty giggle-worthy that he got into shit for doing the same at Martha's Vineyard. [TMZ]