We've all wished and hoped and prayed it would not come to this, but it seems even a collective scream of "Nooooo!" from all of humanity was not enough to stop Bobbi Kristina Brown from getting engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon. We've been hearing rumors of their coupling and giving the side eye to their documented PDA and the massive ring she's been sporting, but now a source has confirmed to Us that the pair's love is real and they're ready to join in holy matrimony.

Bobbi Kristina, who in case you need reminding is only 19, is said to have "a very deep connection" with Gordon. They're apparently living together in one of Whitney Houston's houses in Atlanta, and they still call each other brother and sister, which is, umm, odd for a soon-to-be-married couple. Cissy Houston, Bobbi Kristina's grandmother, is reportedly very unhappy about their relationship and feels it is reminiscent of Whitney Houston's marriage to Bobby Brown. You know, this is too much. What do you say we just buy into the delusion that this is actually going to work out great—because the alternative is too incredibly depressing to contemplate. [Us, Radar]

The outlaw George Clooney has been released from police custody after his arrest earlier today during a protest at the Sudanese embassy. He joked with reporters about his experience. "It was really rough, you can imagine. Have you ever been in a cell with these guys?" he asked, referring to his father, Nick Clooney, and their fellow arrestees. He said they, "Paid a fine, we were all in a cell together, it was nice." God, everything really is better when you're George Clooney. [E!]

Our celebrity baby tracking devices are already overloaded with information, but now we've got to add yet another lady to the list of famous moms-to-be because Neve Campbell is pregnant. The father is her boyfriend of one year, actor J.J. Feild. This is the 38-year-old actresses first child. Very exciting, but not as exciting as if she was pregnant with triplets, because that would mean everytime her family walked into a restaurant, the host could make a Party of Five joke while seating them. As it is, she'll probably get plenty of Scream jokes whenever the baby cries. [The Sun]

We are learning a bit more about Jackson, the baby Charlize Theron adopted this week. He's four months old, and he likes to be swaddled. Charlize told Ryan Seacrest, "I gotta say, I didn't think I would be a fan of the swaddling, but the swaddling is pretty amazing. … At first it looks like a straitjacket, and you feel like it's child abuse. But for some reason they just love it." I prefer to think of swaddled babies as baby burritos—it's a more delicious, less scary image than the straitjacket. [E!]

Speaking of marriage and babies, it's time, once again, for our favorite question: Is Jennifer Aniston wearing an engagement ring? Does the Pope have a funny hat? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to see if it has a baby bump, will it ever get married? Who even knows anymore? Anyway, Jen has a ring on her ring finger. You can either spend the rest of your weekend inside scrutinizing the photo of her hand, or you can spend it stumbling into crowded bars and drinking too much green beer. Your call. [MTV]

  • Wow, change is coming fast and furious for Jennie Garth. It was just announced that she's divorcing her husband of 11 years, Peter Facinelli, and now she's also going to be starring in her own reality show. The show, which will air on CMT, will follow Garth and her three young daughters as they move out of L.A. and into the country. Sounds like many fine city slicker fish out of water moments await us. [People]
  • Snooki may be knocked up, but don't worry too much that she's going to tone it down once she's a mom. In her first interview since her pregnancy was announced, this is what she said about becoming a mom: "I'm only 24 so it happened kind of quick. But it's better because now I can be a MILF." Perfection. [NYDN]
  • Take a deep breath, you guys. Twitter may have said that Celine Dion was dead, but she is very much alive. It's beginning to seem like you can't be considered a true superstar until Twitter has tried to kill you. [E!]
  • Jennifer Lopez has a male stunt double, and this shot of them together is probably the most wonderful thing I've seen all week. [E!]
  • If you have literally nothing to do right now, you might want to read the riveting tale of why January Jones decided to put pink rose gold highlights in her hair. But if you've been meaning to pluck all the hairs off of your body one by one or you've got to pay thousands of dollars worth of outstanding traffic tickets, I'd recommend doing that over clicking through. [Us]
  • Well, well well. Some famous people's children sang together on stage. Scout Willis, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and Gus Wenner, son of Jann Wenner, performed at a club in Manhattan last night while other famous people, like DJ Samantha Ronson, cheered them on. [People]
  • To celebrate her 37th birthday, Eva Longoria went out to dinner with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale. It's weird how they're all kind of starting to look alike. Do you think they've formed some sort of famous tiny brunettes coven and haven't told us? [ONTD]
  • It's Friday, so you might as well look at this picture of Gisele standing with a baby elephant at an animal sanctuary in Kenya. [The Sun]
  • And, hey, while we're at it, here is a strange image of Kate Middleton and Prince Charles ironing together. [E!]
  • I honestly cannot recall a celebrity lawsuit that people cared less about, but if you are the one mysterious person who is deeply invested in the outcome of Nicolette Sheridan's wrongful termination suit against ABC and Desperate Housewives, here is the latest update: The jury is apparently deadlocked, but it seems that Sheridan and ABC might be close to reaching a settlement. If that happens, all of the time the jurors spent hearing the case will be for naught. Bet they won't be pissed about that at all. [E!]