It's pretty obvious that lawmakers are waging a war on women, and it can make you want to tear out your hair, scream, and cry. Here's another option: Celebrate your uterus! Prove you're proud of your reproductive organs, and feel a sense of ownership over your ladyparts — buying uterus-inspired stuff from Etsy.

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At night, dream sweet, slutty dreams while snuggling up to a plush crochet uterus. $20, AnOptimisticCynic.

Sometimes you want to let your tits do the talking. Keep Your Rosaries Out of My Ovaries T-shirt, $20, Kissasstees.

All great art makes you think. Fibroids Happen print, $24, funnyserious.

A government-free uterus is a happy uterus! This cutie can be ordered with or without a crystal "flow." $25, primavera777.

Ladyparts are truly beautiful, aren't they? Hang this embroidery by your fainting couch. $34, heypaul.

These adorable ovaries are named Blanche and Rose. Feed them cheesecake! $12, organbank.

Not feeling cuddly about the anti-woman legislation going down right now? This one succinctly says: OH SNAP. Possibly the best thing ever. The "State Rape" graphic can be put on a t shirt, tank, or sweatshirt. USA. USA. $10, ferrerjg.

With the purchase of this pro-choice hanger necklace, 30% of profits will be donated to Planned Parenthood. $17, IAmTheRevolution.

Slutty and you know it? How about an embroidered wall hanging with a birth control pill case on it? The seller notes: "The case opens and closes for interactive fun." $30, vegkat.


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