Just when we were ready to declare Tide the new black (market detergent), glitter.thumbs proves that Tide is actually the new crack:

Come on man, I need to Ride the Tide! God, I feel so washed out... Oh, please, just one spin cycle I promise... I... I Just need it, man... I swear, just one load and I'm good. I won't even put enough in to make bubbles come out of the floor drain, you can trust me, you know I'm good for it!

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