The world of politics is insidery and circular, recycling, regurgitating, and retooling the same old thing before spitting it out with a new label. Case in point: last year's Romney family Halloween costumes, which hearken back to the 2008 election. I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down.

Romney's son Matt and his wife Laurie attended a Famous Couples Halloween soiree last year dressed as the former Alaska governor and her snow machine ridin', union secedin' husband Todd. And they don't do a terrible job; Matt's got the hat and Yamaha Racing shirt down, and Laurie sort of bears a passing resemblance to Sarah, although she could've dialed the costume up to 11 by going with the red business suit rather than the less distinctive black one.

Call me when Tagg dresses up like Marcus Bachmann.