Don Draper is not long for this world, you guys. He smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and sexes the ladies like it's going out of style. Not only that, but he's also full of secrets that are assuredly eating away at his heart and brain. The chances of him seeing his 70s are slim to none, as demonstrated by this data assembled by real life actuary Jack Luff and the folks over at Vulture.

When Will Don Draper Die? [Vulture]