You know you've made it in Hollywood when someone hacks your phone or releases alleged nude photos online, so Christina Hendricks can sleep soundly tonight knowing that someone cared enough to help her reach both of those milestones. With a series of sexy times photos [NSFW] leaking over the weekend, the actress's rep confirms she got hacked but adds that Christina prefers to leave things to the imagination and the topless shot isn't actually her. "Christina's phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen. The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation," said her rep. "The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina." [E!, Fleshbot (NSFW)]

It was a big weekend for maybe, possibly, not-really leaked celebrity nudes, with pictures of Olivia Munn in various states of undress also flooding the interweb. Though, like Christina, many of the shots are clearly legit – taken from the actress's Twitter and Facebook – "sources extremely close to" Olivia say the fully nude photo is a fake. [TMZ, Fleshbot (NSFW)]
Olivia says if you were to hack her phone all you'd find would be adorably chubby babies and lolcats-style carry-on. [Twitter]

Snooki's ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella, noted dickbag, says he hopes she miscarries her child – for her own sake, of course. "I hope for her sake ... not to be rude or anything ... but I hope she has a miscarriage," he tells parenting journal TMZ, adding that any number of guys could be the father. "I would def recommend her to get pregnancy test to see who the father is because I'm sure there are other subjects … Vinny could easily be the father." As long as it's not Emilio's. [TMZ]

It might be a case of third-time lucky for Madonna who is said to be mulling over a marriage proposal from her backup dancer-turned-boyfriend Brahim Zaibat. "Brahim asked Madonna to marry him at the [Kabbalah] centre a few weeks ago, but Madonna hasn't given him an answer yet," said a snoop. "She doesn't want to rush into anything." She denounced marriage when she divorced husband number two Guy Ritchie in 2008 but hinted she believed in the whole happily ever after bit in a recent interview, so this probable fiction might become genuine tabloid fodder yet. [Daily Mail]

Fearless anti-contraception crusader Patricia Heaton clearly doesn't realize how screengrabs work, the actress pulling down a series of extremely mature Tweets that support Rush Limbaugh's latest contribution to humanity lest she be revealed as the petty 13-year-old she so evidently is. [Angry Black Lady]
Rush apologized for calling Sandra Fluke a slut after he started haemorrhaging sponsors, but it hasn't stopped the flow. [Radar]

  • Mel B's sister Danielle Brown knows that the only way to help a sibling with possible mental health issues is to publicly Tweet about it. [Daily Mail]
  • Adele is having buyer's remorse over her new house, but it's not the $11 million price tag that has her spooked — it's the ghosts she's convinced live alongside her. [Page Six]
  • France continues to lose its collective shit over the success of The Artist, with the country's president Nicolas Sarkozy announcing he will honor Harvey Weinstein with the 2012 Légion d'Honneur. [Page Six]
  • Brad Goreski is slowly recovering from the embarrassment of being turned away from Chelsea dance hole Avenue because he was wearing shorts. "They were Thom Browne!" he lamented. [Page Six]
  • Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend Luc Carl is out of a job after it was discovered that the top two floors of his bar didn't have a liquor licence – which management explained as an "operational oversight." A pretty big oversight for a bar, wouldn't you say? [Page Six]
  • She's a performer so you can understand that she wants to look her best but something about Mariah Carey constantly reapplying make-up doesn't bode too well for her overall self-esteem. [Page Six]
  • Her SNL effort was kinda, sorta panned, but Lindsay Lohan says she's proud of it nonetheless. [NYDN]
  • It may have received a bit of a lukewarm critical response, but Lindsay was a hit in terms of ratings. [E!]
  • "Homebody" Lindsay stayed out clubbing until 4am the morning of her SNL rehearsal. [NYDN]
  • Real estate porn: the Anderson Cooper edition. [Radar]
  • Hardcore real estate porn: the Dick Clark/"Yabadabadoo!" edition. [E!]
  • Unsurprisingly, GLAAD aren't too happy with Kirk Cameron's not-at-all-religiously-hysterical statement that homosexuality is a dirty, rotten "destructive" sin. [E!]
  • Justin Bieber celebrated his 18th birthday with girlfriend Selena Gomez and a cavalcade of thoroughly C-list friends. [US]
  • You'd think that having twins would be double the work but not so according to Matthew Broderick who says they are more self-sufficient. They're kind of like cats in that way. [People]
  • There is no denying that Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are the cutest celebrity couple. [OMG]
  • Watch as Tim Tebow schools a Las Vegas pastor in the fine art of Tebowing. [TMZ]
  • Kylie Minogue spent some quality time with her people – Australians and the gays – when she performed at Sydney's Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras over the weekend. [The Sun]