The Oscars are here! The night that honors the year's accomplishment in cinema. The night that rewards creativity and originality over financial backing and star power. Just kidding, of course. It's the night when we ogle celebrity dress choices and try to guess who's the drunkest (Uggie, duh). So pull on your snuggie, crack open that box of wine and let's experience the highs and lows of Academy Awards together. The show may be boring, but we don't have to be — let the commenting begin! If you want any of our scintillating real-time commentary, we'll be doing that on Jezebel's Twitter feed.

Oh, and how about some red carpet live stream options?
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On the Red Carpet