She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his peacock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [E!]

Alec Baldwin also had trouble keeping himself composed in front of Tebow when he hosted the NFL Honors, but was more concerned with keeping the players calm about the sport's possible Kardashian-related downfall. "It would take 800 years for the Kardashians to date and destroy all of them," he said. [NYDN]
In related news, Kim Karcrapian wasn't kidding about that bible study carry-on. A million blurghs. [Daily Mail]

Why is Angelina Jolie smiling in this photo from 2010? Because she knows she has planted the seed of doubt in the union betwixt Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and that within a couple of short years she can add two more scalps to the pile of relationships she has destroyed. Well, according to this breathless fan fiction. "It's no coincidence that things began to unravel for Johnny and Vanessa when he started working with Angelina on The Tourist last February," ghost whispered an imaginary source. "Vanessa was absolutely convinced that Johnny slept with Angelina, and her jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying them." [Showbiz Spy]

First there was the cock cake and now a pronounced love of the gays – it looks like I'll have to upgrade my opinion of Miley Cyrus from indifferent to kind of awesome. The singer has hit back at Christians and others who take issue with her pro-homosexualist marriage stance. "If you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love," she said. "I believe every American should be allowed the same rights and civil liberties." [Glamour]

It's official, Zac Efron and Lily Collins are doing it — holding hands that is. Because no matter how old Zac gets I'll still be older and feel all AMBER alert-y if I think of him in a sexual context. Moving on. These two kiddly winks went out on a date in West Hollywood last night and acted all coy for the cameras. It's a power move for Lily, as though she probably likes him for who he is etcetera it certainly can't hurt her transition from daughter of Phil Collins to bonafide star/real-life human girl/tabloid fodder. [Daily Mail]

  • Jenny McCarthy was looking to get her Kardashian on with some athlete action, but ended up dancing with Carmen Electra all night. [Page Six]
  • Gossipy hearts will go aflutter when you hear that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Reynolds are making "big eyes," but it turns out it's not some extramarital business — it's actually Big Eyes, as in a movie together. [Page Six]
  • It could be a major issue when it comes to future stage performances of her depressingly catchy single "Whip My Hair," but Willow Smith has gone all GI Jane and shaved her wee noggin. [NYDN]
  • Giving our ears a welcome break, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka refuse to use baby talk with their kids. [NYDN]
  • Investors are still running scared with talk that Blake Lively is attached to Steven Soderbergh's new film Side Effects. [NYDN]
  • Though the cast has been changing by the hour, the Linda Lovelace biopic has already finished shooting. [E!]
  • Bump-watchers can take a minute to rest because it's time for ring-watch courtesy of Jessica Biel. [E!]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker had nil interest in the Super Bowl and said she'd rather be catching up on Downton Abbey. [US]
  • Perma-DILF John Stamos says he's stays fit and shower-nozzle masturbation material worthy with Pilates. [People]
  • Aw, this is a little sad: Tallulah Willis had to spend her 18th birthday without her mom. [People]
  • Cee Lo Green didn't use exercise, prayer or the like to prepare himself for the Super Bowl – instead he spent $10,000 on strippers. [TMZ]
  • PETA are pissed because Liam Neeson ate some wolf meat on the set of The Grey. [Radar]
  • Brest cancer survivor Suzanne Somers has undergone an experimental stem cell procedure to help get her girls back to their best – after a lumpectomy left her with a B-cup on one side and a double D on the other. [Radar]
  • J.C. Penney has sided with logic by saying they stand behind Ellen DeGeneres 100 per cent and the haters can suck it. [Ministry Of Gossip]
  • Steven Tyler gets his letch on while interviewing Carrie Underwood — who is several pacts with the devil his junior. [HuffPo]
  • TV executives types say "sowwy" after M.I.A. flipped the bird during the Super Bowl halftime show. [The Sun]