I know some of you are fans of Patton Oswalt, so you'll be glad to know that today is his 43rd birthday. Celebrate his talent by watching this amazing parody of The Room, also starring the lovely Julie Klausner.
If you didn't see The Room, though, maybe you'll prefer this clip of Oswalt talking about how he can't do acid anymore, because he'd start telling his daughter about conspiracies in her Lucky Charms. Or you could celebrate the birthdays of Donna Reed and Lewis Carroll instead. Whatever you do, take your vitamins, make your bed, and have a lovely weekend!