Well, well. Look who stopped by the Oval Office today. Supposedly Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were there to discuss Angie's new movie and violence against civilians in war zones. However, according to some insider information we just made up, that wasn't all they talked about with the President. Read on for an exclusive look at what they might have said (but probably didn't).

"Hey Brad, good to see you. Those glasses are, uh ... really interesting."

"Wow, thanks Mr. President! Angie said they make me look like a tool and told me to take them off. But Shiloh demanded that I keep them on, and brandished her toy pirate sword to let me know she was serious. That girl has great fashion sense."

"Really, Mr. President? You want me to hit you as hard as I can?"

"Damn ... I should have known he was just kidding about starting an Oval Office Fight Club."

"It's so great to see you again, Mr. President! And I'd just like to say that I'm really enjoying this conversation, and am totally unaware of the paparazzi hiding in the bushes."


"Guess what, Angie. President Obama was totally impressed with my genius glasses. Do you think he might make me ambassador to New Orleans?"

"Uh, I doubt it. Now pipe down. You're embarrassing me."