Even if there hadn't been talk of it in the past, the signs were all there — she's less irritating, more intelligent and choc full of self-deprecating humor — so it shouldn't come as a shock that Khloe Kardashian may not actually be one of the klan after all. Robert Kardashian's ex-wives Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian have both come forward to say that their shared late husband harbored serious doubts that Khloe was his biological daughter. "Khloe is not his kid," said Jan. "He told me that after we got married." Ellen followed it up by saying that it's common knowledge among the family and likely a result of Kris Jenner's cheating seeing that she and Robert weren't sleeping together around the time of conception. "Khloe brought it up all the time," she added. "She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children." [Radar]
The gossip gods have blessed us with some particularly juicy bitchery today because if the Khloe drama wasn't enough for you Ellen also says that Bruce Jenner's ex Chrystie Jenner told her he's a secret cross-dresser. "Of course Bruce was every woman's heartthrob when he was that age, right?" said Ellen. "But Chrystie said, ‘Yeah, until I went on a trip and I came back and he had gone through all my clothes. And I found my bras… He'd clip them together and wear them.'" True or not, we clearly need more of Ellen in our lives. [Radar]
Amber Rose says she has proof that Kim Kardashian sexed on Kanye West when they were still together. Let's see it … [TMZ]
Speaking of Kim, Kris Humphries thought she treated her family like shit. [Radar]

We can all agree that Paris Jackson is shaping up to be a pretty stellar human being, but Janet Jackson has a point when she says she rather her niece didn't launch her acting career (in Lundon's Bridge And The Three Keys) just yet. "I'd prefer for her to wait, I think she should enjoy her youth," said Janet. "You're only young once and to really have a wonderful time and enjoy it, she has the rest of her life to be an adult, and she should study, she should go to school and study the craft and think about college and maybe study abroad, acting, and then when she becomes 18 she could dive into it if she wants." Go Janet. [Contact Music]

The witch who came to steal Beyoncé's first born child Blue Ivy is in for a treat – word on the chapel grounds is that the child is none other than Beelzebub herself. With some classy prankster changing the sign out front of a North Carolina Baptist Church to read: "Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on Earth." [TMZ]
Eep! Satan now crawls among us with news that mother and child have left the hospital. [NYDN]
The above news is so much better than 50 Cent's lame fake baby snap. [The Sun]

Kristen Wiig's Bridesmaids co-star Wendi McLendon-Covey says an all-cast sequel is still very much on the cards — despite Wiig's apparent refusal. "She never said that she didn't want to do it," she said. "All she said was that she's not working on it right this minute because someone gave her the opportunity to write and direct her own film so, duh, she's going to do that first. So no. I think all she's waiting for is for her and Annie [Mumulo] to come up with an idea that's equally as good." Producer Judd Apatow also gives us hope: "We don't want to do it unless it can be great. I don't think anyone has had the brain space to think about it yet. Hopefully that can begin this year." [E!, Cinema Blend]

Chelsea Handler says she'd like to be wasted all the time but is too busy, but that shouldn't stop her employees doing their thing on the clock if all of their work is done. "Vodka is a part of my life. Absolutely. Tequila or vodka, depending on the day you get me. But to function as I do, I cant be a mess," she said. "Our show is a great place to be, and when you walk in the door, you know it … once everything's done, smoke what you need to smoke – that's fine. Do it in the office. I really don't care." [US]

  • Molly Sims and her husband Scott Stuber are expecting their first child this June, in case you were curious. [NYDN]
  • Residents at Hotel Chelsea are pissed that Patti Smith invited them to an exclusive performance at the iconic address. [NYDN]
  • Nick Cannon is on the mend and out of hospital after his bout of "mild" kidney failure. [NYDN]
  • Any talk of more vegan restaurants in a good thing, so golf claps to Kristen Bell for offering to bankroll her favorite New York eatery Candle 79 if they open an LA restaurant. [Page Six]
  • Scarlett Johansson says she and her mom are still as tight as ever despite her mother's financial woes. [Page Six]
  • Some ridiculous paparazzo is trying to sue Lindsay Lohan after the car driving her away from his camera lens hit him – two years ago. [E!]
  • We kind of forgot that they were dating so there'll be no tears shed over the breakup of Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama. [E!]
  • I don't care for Lady Gaga one way or the other but I'll take Dolly Parton any way I can get her. So, when the music legend – the real music legend out of the two – said she'd be keen to do a duet we hope Gaga's listening. [E!]
  • This just breaks my rotten, little heart: k.d. Lang is dissolving her domestic partnership with partner of nine years Jamie Price. [E!]
  • Jillian Michaels has been matched with a wee Haitian girl to adopt. [US]
  • We heard this last week but here it is again: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. [US]
  • So, Olivia Munn and her NHL boyfriend Brad Richards are no more. [US]
  • AnnaLynne McCord invokes the bible in an attempt to shut down the haters after that whole accidentally on purpose nip-slip. [US]
  • Going against popular opinion, David Hasselhoff says being an out-of-control drunk is great for your career. [NZHerald]
  • David Cross is an all-round cool guy – even more when he warns people not to see his shitty new film, Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked: "[It's a] big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines." [TMZ]
  • Move over Dina Lohan, mom of Toddlers And Tiaras star Isabella Barrett whoops it up as her five-year-old sings "Sexy And I Know It" in a New York club. [TMZ]
  • Clearly wanting to not keep the peace, Marc Anthony tells Jennifer Lopez she needs to see a shrink. [Radar]
  • We wonder what Liz Lemon would have to say about her co-star Katrina Bowden shedding her clothes for Maxim. [Daily Mail]