As everyone knows, best friends are awesome. But an unfortunate caveat of the special bond is that you're probably going to get into a vicious, emotional knockdown fight at some stage – hitting each other where you know it'll hurt the most. Well, Miley Cyrus is really good at that according to on-again/off-again bestie Demi Lovato, who says shit gets nasty when they go at it. "[Miley] and I are strong headed," she tells Seventeen. "When we fight it's brutal and we're like, 'We're never going to be friends again!' Then two days later, were like, 'I love you and I miss you!'" [Radar]

Demi Moore's recent confessional about her deepest, darkest body and relationship insecurities is rich with juicy quotes, but also makes us want to fix her a nice cup of tea and give her a cuddle. "I would say what scares me is that I'm going to ultimately find out at the end of my life that I'm really not lovable, that I'm not worthy of being loved," she said, adding she's now in a good place with her body but that wasn't always the case. "I have had a love-hate relationship with my body." Demi, Earl Grey or English Breakfast? [NYDN]

Feeling that they haven't sufficiently ruined a generation of tweenage girls with their tomfuckery, Kim and the rest of the Kardashian klan have joined forces with the monsters over at Mattel to produce a line of Barbies in their likeness to really seal the deal. Unofficially called "Dash Dolls" because they're to be decked out in the family's label, they'll teach girls everywhere the importance of cross-promotion and working hard to make sure your branding reaches Godzilla-like proportions. [E!]

It turns out that celebrities who step out looking slim and trim in the first few months after giving birth make even other stars go, "Really? Wow." Though she's yet to drop, Jessica Simpson sent some lovin' Jessica Alba's way after she saw the actress in some bikini shots four mouths after giving birth to daughter Haven. "New goal: look like Jessica Alba after baby," she Tweeted. "Job well done, lady!" [US]

The low-rent gods took a break from filing their nails and snapping gum to work some of their magic, with Courtney Stodden and Chris Crocker joining teams for the video you never knew you needed. "Courtney, I just feel like we're kindred spirits," he Tweeted. "Shall I make a #LeaveCourtneyAlone video?" To which our favorite poet replied: "Our souls are timelessly connected Chris – That video would be such a divine creation! Love you… muah!" Oh, happy days! [Gossip Cop]

  • 50 Cent says he won't promote any new music because he doesn't think he'll live much longer, while promoting new album. [Baller Status]
  • Gulp! Peaches Geldof is pregnant with her first child. [Mirror]
  • The gays and conservative Christians don't get on well at the best of times, but George Michael has slammed Christians For A Moral America for praying that his recent bout of pneumonia would put him in the ground. [NYDN]
  • Jeremy Piven dumped his girlfriend for talking about their relationship too much. [Page Six]
  • Chaz Bono is "saving up for a penis" – can't Cher slip him some green? [Daily Mail]
  • It's Thursday, so it's time for Kanye West to say something egotistical and ridiculous. This time that he wants to "pick up where Steve Jobs left off". [Huff Po]
  • Ice-cold hearts shed a single tear after Ben Affleck's kid Seraphina stepped out wearing a T-shirt with a picture of her dad on it. [E!]
  • Ugh! It's time to shake your fist in the general direction of the sky because Paris Hilton says she's made $1.3 billion — BILLION?! — in the past seven years. [US]
  • Emma Roberts is deferring college to star in two movies, and ensures future profiles won't rabbit on about how smart she is because she went to college. [US]
  • It's time to play, Whose rebound bed buddy is hotter? Jennifer Lopez's or Marc Anthony's? [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan's latest creepy stalker has been ordered to stay away from her for two years. After that he's free to freak her out again, apparently. [TMZ]
  • Obviously they're worth the money, with Chris Brown's management banning him from doing interviews following the Rihanna love Tweet carry-on. [Contact Music]
  • The Thatcher family aren't big Meryl Streep fans and turned down an offer to see The Iron Lady. [Guardian]
  • Clearly divorcing in order to crank out a few classic hits, Katy Perry is said to be writing songs about her split from Russell Brand. [MTV]
  • Feel free to squeal with excitement or shake with rage because both Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried have been offered roles in Les Miserables. [Washington Post]
  • Now see the rest of the Parks And Rec cast as cartoons. [Vulture]
  • Heidi Klum hits the ice with her kid. In a stroller. Which actually looks like it'd be wicked-mad fun. [3am]