Are you sitting down? Do you use a bosu ball for posture? Well, you might want to hold onto the table because word is out that Kim Kardashian is a big ol' homewrecker. That's right, though there was plenty of talk about it at the time, Amber Rose has confirmed that her relationship with Kanye West went belly-up after he was found to be hanging out of Kim. "Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together," she said. "She's a homewrecker!" And it gets better, with Amber adding that Kim was definitely dating Reggie Bush at the time and instigated the whole thing by relentlessly sexting Kanye — not even stopping when Amber confronted her. "They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other," she added. "She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don't be that person.' I thought at least she'd be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded." Now, that's what you call an oldie but a juicy goodie. [Radar]
Just when you thought they couldn't get schmuckier: sick of all of the bad press they're getting the Kardashians are making their own magazine. [Page Six]
Khloe – aka the only half-decent one – saves some tigers and whatnot. [TMZ]

Sorry guys, the game is over, thanks for playing: Eva Mendes met Ryan Gosling's mom for the first time over the weekend. Very close to the matriarch of the family, Ryan and his main ladies hit up a cinema in uptown Manhattan on Sunday. "They all hung out and went to the movies together," said a possible stalker. "Ryan and Eva seemed very happy." But I think the question on everyone's lips is: what did they see? [NYDN]

Someone had better turn off Kylie Minogue's modem because girl is going to pissed when she reads that her marriage shy ex-boyfriend Olivier Martinez is reportedly engaged to new girlfriend Halle Berry. Spotted out and about with a ring on that finger, word has it that the French bit of rough is set to be Halle's husband number three. [E!]
Speaking of Kylie, she's set to do a duet with Madonna. As a gay man and an Australian I'm contractually obliged to give a shit. [Vulture]

Adding weight to the rumors that she's not-so-secretly back with Chris Brown, Rihanna sent a similarly not-so cryptic message into the Twitterverse after he was spotted kissing on his girlfriend Karrueche Tran. "How can you lie to her, while u lay with me???" she wrote. Um, I think I'll let you guys answer Rihanna's question in the comments. [The Sun]

Count how many hours of sleep you've had since New Year's, times that by zero and you'll have the amount of shut-eye Kate Moss enjoyed in the first three days of 2012. Teaming up with Grace Jones and pals, the gang terrorized a beach before Kate sang some Blondie and they all went skinny dipping. Bless their cotton socks. "Kate has more energy than ever," said a source familiar with thinly veiled drug references. "They've been living it up since at an exclusive resort in a beachfront villa. Her and Grace together are like a force of nature." [The Sun]

  • Lily Allen's mom gives up the jig by revealing her granddaughter's name is Ethel Mary. [Daily Mail]
  • What do you do when your husband is in hospital with kidney failure? Well, jump into bed with him and Tweet a picture of it to the world according to Mariah Carey. [Daily Mail]
  • Jacking the percentage of actors who date within the industry up to 99.87, Jonah Hill is seeing Dustin Hoffman's daughter Ali. [Page Six]
  • Reese Witherspoon says she's just fine with the male gaze, thanks for asking. [Page Six]
  • After stopping the path of a runaway umbrella before it totalled a pram and its inhabitant, they now call him JC Chasez: Baby Hero. [Page Six]
  • Stop everything! Cameron Diaz has gone back to a shorter, There's Something About Mary-issue bob. [E!]
  • Who knew that the divine Kyra Sedgwick was the proud owner of a tramp stamp? [E!]
  • Fans of dead horse beatings will be chuffed to know that they're making Paranormal Activity 4. [E!]
  • Justin Timberlake is said to be taking an offer to play Elton John "very seriously" indeed. [E!]
  • This is nice: Elizabeth Banks says her surrogate is still very much a part of their lives and is like an auntie to her son. [US]
  • She's a terrible ghoul of a human being, but Real Housewive Kyle Richards wants to impart some relationship advice: If you cheat once, keep your mouth shut. [US]
  • Terminal skeez Terrence Howard enjoys some suspect dancing with bikini-clad blonde woman on the sidewalk in St. Barts. [TMZ]
  • Unsurprisingly, a divorce gives one a major case of the sads, according to Russell Brand. [People]
  • The new single from the Scissor Sisters, Shady Love is [insert word here]. [OMG]
  • David Beckham is packing heat, and possibly a sock, in his new underwear ad. [X17]
  • Don't fret, 30 Rock is going to sort out that whole North Korea subplot after Kim Jong-Il's deadening. [Vulture]
  • Sinead O'Connor is back with her husband after some super-hot sex. That'll do it. [Mirror]