In the months since Dominque Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape, his sordid tale has already been turned into a porn and an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Now Director Abel Ferrara is working on a script that's based on the DSK incident, with a dash of Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandals. It's possible that the lead role will be played by celebrated French actor GĂ©rard Depardieu, who Americans may recall from that day their French teacher was absent. Frankly, the whole project seems like a waste of time, since nothing can top Munch and Ice T arresting a DSK look-alike.