Today in Tweet Beat, Hoda Kotb spills a can of coffeemate all throughout her purse — and I want an explanation. Does the Today Show refuse to carry such condiments? Has Hoda been a secret kleptomaniac under our noses the whole time? Plus, Miley takes on cyberbullies (again), Judd Apatow is a bit of a hypocrite, and Snooki falls down.

Today's edition of Tweet Beat is abridged, due to Twitter going down for an extended period today. Damn you, Fail Whale!