Say it isn't so! Pedro and Buddy, The Toronto Zoo's male African penguins whose companionship gave us something both happy and animal-related to fixated on, have broken up. Cue Adele.

The zoo moved the two lovebirds (had to) away from each other and set them each up with a female companion, in hopes that the two endangered species would mate. Buddy almost immediately took up "breeding behavior" with a lady penguin named Farai ‚ÄĒ but poor brokenhearted Pedro has yet to conform to the Zoo's wishes. You can't just push the gay away, zookeepers. That Marcus Bachmann shit ain't gonna fly, not with Pedro.