Ann Coulter turns 50 today! We didn't get her a gift since she's basically the worst, but Snakkle.com has put together a slideshow of Coulter's different looks throughout the years, coupled with some of her most notable quotes, such as, "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." And there's more willfully ignorant racism where that came from! Take a careful look at the photos of Coulter's early years, and see if you can pinpoint the moment when she started priding herself on having a shriveled black thing in her chest where her heart's supposed to be.