The Twihard community will no doubt be split down the middle with news that Robert Pattinson left a club with Disturbia actress Sarah Roemer over the weekend – leading many to believe they were off to make some little Renesmees of their own. On one hand, this means he's willing to play around behind Kristen Stewart's back – which is a win for all of you Jolene's out there – while on the other he's now the next generation's Brad Pitt. Of course they could just be friends, but, in the heady world of gossip, mixed gender relations that don't involve the insertion of body parts simply doesn't exist, so home-wrecking it is! "Rob was literally fending off advances from girls, left and right," said a source who creates great mental images. "Every female in the bar wanted to get close to him and for the most part, he politely ignored them but one girl caught his eye and she left with him!" [X17]

In sad yet inspiring news, Giuliana Rancic revealed she is undergoing a double mastectomy and reconstruction in a bid to put her breast cancer battle behind her — saying she has gone public with it in order to raise awareness of the importance of regular screening. "I'm going to go ahead and move forward with a double mastectomy," she said. "At the end, all it came down to was just choosing to live and not looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life." [Today, E!]

Word has it that Johnny Depp's bodyguards put a woman with an undisclosed disability in the hospital after she danced a little too close to the actor at an Iggy Pop concert and they wrestled her to the ground. Police say she was a little wasted when she gave her statement, and she self-reported to the hospital, but still – class act, gentlemen. [TMZ]

Neil Patrick Harris is the last person you think would be copping shit from the GLBTI community, but here we are. The actor apologising for using the word "tranny" while co-hosting Live! With Kelly – after an otherwise awesome Silence Of The Lambs joke went awry. "Truly sorry for saying the word ‘tranny' on Live this week. Twice! Should have been more thoughtful. Didn't at all mean to offend," he Tweeted. [Celebrity Cafe]
Neil – or is it Neil Patrick? – and his betrothed, David Burtka, take baby steps into the wonderful world of plushies. [Page Six]

Kirsten Dunst has put a "For Lease" sign on her uterus, but worries that now she's pushing 30 it might be hard to find a suitable tenant. "Until you have a kid, you're just looking for your partner. And guys have a Peter Pan vibe. They're 35, and they act like they're 25," she said. "That's what scares me about being in my 30s: not finding someone to have kids with." [US]

  • While I'm loath to link to pictures of Angelina Jolie hanging out with her kids at The Muppets movie over the weekend – some thoughtful demon going so far as to share what they got from the concession stand – it is, however, necessary in order to put out an open call asking where Pax got his awesome and vision-limiting shark hoodie. [People]
  • Jessica Simpson has revealed that she's having a girl – or, failing that, a wee drag queen. [NYDN]
  • Okay, this is pretty amazing. Here is the video footage of Brooke Mueller – who looks more like someone from Mob Wives by the day – dancing up a storm before her drug arrest. [TMZ]
  • When Kourtney Kardashian dishes out "mommy" advice – this time rattling on about wooden vs. plastic toys – does anyone else's mind go here? [E!]
  • Meanwhile, poor-ass Khloe hits back at online bitchery, after people made fun of her for looking less than fresh after a gym session. [US]
  • Andy Cohen and the rest of the delightful ghouls over at Bravo have done a pretty good job of airing out their dirty laundry, but now Taylor Armstrong is penning a book about off-screen life with her allegedly abusive husband Russell Armstrong. It's out Feb 7, so you all know what to get me for Valentine's Day. [E!]
  • Want to know Scarlett Johansson's slimming secrets? Click here for some half-fabricated and otherwise out-of-context facts! [US]
  • Jessica Biel knows how to keep herself in the tabloids, saying she loved being pregnant on the set of New Year's Eve. Take away talk of a location and you've got yourself a headline. [US]
  • Pass the chloroform, Dexter is going to end! Well, after the two seasons they've got the green light for. [Vulture]
  • Sofia Coppola is making a movie about the Burglar Bunch: vague interest. [TMZ]
  • Alec Baldwin has come down with a case of the Jack Donaghys, saying we must get behind Mitt Romney. [Page Six]
  • Justin Bieber took a break from tending to his questionable coif and did good by meet and greeting with the 10-year-old daughter of 9/11 Health and Compensation Act namesake James Zadroga. [NYDN]
  • Australia loses its shit as David Beckham touches down to play some soccer and meet with sickly kids. [The Sun]
  • Demi Lovato returns to rehab – this time in a more positive way. [The Radar]
  • We covered this a couple of months back, but here it is again for shits and giggles: 'mo magnet Madonna gives us non-butch queens a reason to tune into the Super Bowl by singing at halftime. [NYDN]