Now that Kim Kardashian has fallen out of favor, Kris Jenner is no doubt licking her lips over news that her second favorite daughter Kourtney is pregnant with baby number two. Taking a pregnancy test (which I'm sure is routine when they swing by mom's place for a weekly dinner) five weeks ago, Kourt couldn't wait to ring up her best friend, US Weekly, and dish that she's nine weeks along: "Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family." [US, E!]
With news that she was envious of the relationship between Kris Humphries and his sister, Kim is going to be Jenna Maroney-level jealous of that baby thing. [Radar]
Getting her own before the baby's head crowns, Kylie Jenner is dating "Australia's Justin Bieber," Cody Simpson. [E!]
The only likeable one, Khloe, gathers her sisters together to do something worthwhile on Extreme Home Makeover. [E!]
Although that doesn't mean shit to gossipy queen Daniel Craig, who isn't a fan of the Kardashians fame whorin' ways. [NYDN]

Aliana Lohan – that's Ali to you and I – is appearing on the cover of Page Six Magazine, and laughs off talk that she's had plastic surgery or is battling an eating disorder. "I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that [surgery]?" she said. "I'm 17 years old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?" Um, is she kidding with that last bit? [Page Six Magazine]

One day I'd like to hear that she's cooking up her breakfast in a teaspoon, but until then Taylor Swift continues to be as cute as a button by revealing her latest hobby is making her own snow globes. "Home made snow globes with friends. The whole fleet!" she posted alongside this picture. "Christmas in a jar, with glitter." [People]

Sorry Lea Michele h8rs, so far she's the front runner against Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson and Evan Rachel Wood for the lead in the latest Les Misérables incarnation. [Page Six]

When masturbation fantasies collide! He may have broken our hearts into a million little pieces when he left Law And Order: SVU, but Christopher Meloni is picking them up by considering a "major role" as a powerful vampire in True Blood's fifth season. And you know that the only one more keen to show bare ass than the show's producers is Detective Stabler – it's a match made in lecherous heaven. [TV Line]

  • I know this is supposed to be swoon-worthy and all, but Robert Pattinson is just making sure the next generation of tweens will grow up needy with unhealthy notions of romance by saying he'd die for love. [OK]
  • In equally depressing news, box office for Twilight: Breaking Dawn passes the $500 million mark. [BBC]
  • Bridal crazies start your frothing! Anne Hathaway's wedding planning has begun! [Page Six]
  • Keep that mouthguard in because extra gnashing material is coming your way in the form of Anne's RING PICS! [NYDN]
  • Alec Bladwin gets stuck in traffic, who cares right? But this is pretty solid, a fan ran up to one of the drivers in his way and yelled: "This is a Baldwin! Not even Stephen. This is Alec!" [Page Six]
  • Demi Moore sees daylight for the first time since she split from Ashton Kutcher! That or it's the first time that a photographer has snapped a super-grainy pic. [Daily Mail]
  • While Ashton himself is out getting busy with cows. [Daily Mail]
  • A fashion museum in Chile has snapped up Amy Winehouse's "Back To Black" dress for the princessly sum of $67,000. [NYDN]
  • Here's hoping you put on the waterproof mascara today, after it was revealed that Paris Jackson cried "I wanna go with you" when she found out her dad Michael had died. [E!]
  • She may have a boyfriend, but Lady Gaga fears she may never find love: "I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man." [People]
  • Though I was digging his raggety-ass poodle 'do, Kellan Lutz gives us his best 1999 impression with this totally radical Mohawk. [US]
  • Jessica Simpson says she isn't glowing at all, but rather sweating like a pig in summer. [Daily Mail]
  • The other young hopefuls force smiles as Felicity Jones wins Breakthrough Actor at the IFP Gotham Awards. [Page Six]
  • Who knew that The Queen and Justin Bieber turned to Brandy for fashion tips? [OMG]