Ann Coulter, edgy youth voice of the American cranky old racist movement, was bleeped on MSNBC's Morning Joe today for calling fellow crab John McCain a "douchebag."

Politico reports that during the broadcast, a total of 13 seconds of precious, precious Coulter audio was prevented from reaching the waiting ears of The People while she insulted the Arizona Senator.

"Sure, he's consistent," she said, "He's consistently a douchebag!"


Joe Scarborough said after her declaration that the word "douche bag," even though it is a hygienic product, will be bleeped out.

Come on, Ann. That's not fair. At his age, McCain's at least a colostomy bag.