If, like me, you were obsessed with Darlene from Roseanne and had both the CD and cassingle of 4 Non Blondes hit "What's Up?" you might want to find somewhere acceptable to shake with uncontrollable excitement because Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry are dating! Breaking up with her girlfriend of 10 years Alison Adler in August, Sara shares custody of her two kids and looks like she has found love again with the still highly successful songwriter/producer. We definitely approve! [E!]

Stop me if you've heard this one, but this is the first time that I've clapped my tired old peepers on this clip of Angelina Jolie in her first acting gig alongside dad Jon Voight in Lookin' To Get Out. And all I can say is thank god for nepotism. She might only be seven here, but she displays as much natural talent as chunk of petrified wood. Hear that? It's the sound of pushy stage moms across the nation feeling the rush of vindication. [Radar]

There used to be a time when the suicide of a cast member meant the end of a show, but the times they are a'changing – with the head ghouls at Bravo airing footage of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills's Taylor and Russell Armstrong in couples counselling. You know, weeks before he killed himself. "The good news is there's nothing that's happened in this marriage that's so damaging that neither one of us can not recover," he said. We could all pretend to be outraged but, really, who among us can say they're not enjoying the dawn of a new, horrific programming era? [Radar]

If the advertising team behind World Of Warcraft are trying to get reach beyond stoned teen boys (and their adult equivalent), then they're on the right path – with Aubrey Plaza giving it her deadpan best in the new ad. [OMG]

Kate Hudson is said to be "reeling" about the past status of mom Goldie Hwan's vagina, after a new book by her estranged dad Bill Hudson revealed the matriarch wanted an open marriage and had an affair with Warren Beatty. Meh, it was Hollywood in the late '70s, it'd be more unsettling if she wasn't having an affair with Warren. [The Sun]

If the headline isn't enough to make you spit your morning coffee over your monitor, then the video itself should get you over the line: "Demi Lovato Loses Part of Her Weave Onstage." Brace yourself for goodness at the 0:48 mark. [Yeeeah]

At the ripe old age of 31, Kim Kardashian says her failed marriage could mean her baby dreams are all but shattered. "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would," she said. "I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first, I was like, ‘I want six kids.' Then I went down to four . . . and now I'm like, ‘Maybe I won't have any.' Maybe I'll just be a good aunt." There is no way Kris Jenner will allow that to happen, Kourtney had a son and she needs a little Krystal or Kassandra to keep carrying the family's fame whore torch. [Page Six]
Speaking of babies, Kourtney has her very own parenting web series now. Because, you know, why not? [E!]

  • Courtney Stodden's skeezy husband Doug Hutchison, 51, pulled out of a movie over concerns about "sexual content." Specifically teen sex content, because it, you know, mirrors the life he has made with his 16-year-old wife just a touch too closely. [Radar]
  • It looks like the confidentiality agreement is up, because Madonna's ex-husband Guy Ritchie got on his princess phone and dished about what it was like to be married to the icon. [Page Six]
  • Who knew Danny Masterson was such a delightful little bitch, after he Tweeted that Jennifer Lopez's new piece looks like Vanilla Ice. [E!]
  • Usher's ex-wife is going after full custody of their kids, saying he doesn't deserve them. [TMZ]
  • Look out New York! First Khloe and Kim Kardashian took you and now Nicky Hilton is coming for her piece of the pie. [Page Six]
  • According to the highly scientific diet indicator, Demi Moore's spirits are on the up and up after she was spotted masticating with a male companion. [Page Six]
  • Eva Longoria says that affairs happen and she's not angry at ex-husband Tony Parker now she's sexing on Eduardo Cruz. [US]
  • Any sane, bed-ridden person loves nothing more than watching those ducks quack up a storm on The View, and it looks like the powers that be might be doubling our pleasure with talk of a Chaz Bono-led version for men. [Page Six]
  • Ashley Greene gets a pretty sweet makeover thanks to her new role on Pan Am. [Daily Mail]
  • Hugh Jackman's wife, Deborra-Lee Furness says marriage to him has meant 15 years of regular and lady-boner blocking. [Page Six]
  • Speaking of Hugh, he's found the hot new diet for Broadway performers after saying he loses three to four pounds on stage every night . [Express]
  • Everyone loves a sale, and John Travolta went on the mother of all Black Friday make-up sprees using daughter Ella Bleu for cover. [Page Six]
  • Sorry Wham! fans, George Michael's doctor says his bout with pneumonia "could seriously affect his singing capacity." [The Sun]
  • Always one for practical footwear, Lady Gaga visits a shooting range in six-inch heels. [The Sun]
  • Sam Ronson cements her status among Hollywood's young movers and shakers after her house got broken into. Totally made it. [TMZ]
  • Big sook Tobey Maguire finally agrees to give back the $80K he won from playing blackjack with a ponzi schemer. [NYDN]
  • Conrad Murray will be sentenced tomorrow. If only Judge Judy were in charge of this mess – she'd have gotten things wrapped up a whole lot sooner. [NYDN]
  • Bethenny Frankel's talk show dies in development, taking a piece of me with it. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Victoria Beckham had a bit of a teary when winning the Designer Brand Of The Year at the British Fashion Awards, because her inner critic was clearly thinking it'd turn out more like this. [The Sun]