In August driver Heather Bormann sued Matthew Fox for allegedly violating the sanctity of the party bus by attempting to join a stranger's bachelor party, then punching her in the breast and nether regions when she told him to get off the bus. Now Fox has filed a countersuit, alleging that she started their brawl. You may be wondering why someone would see a drunken TV actor and immediately start punching them, but remember some people were really pissed about the Lost finale. Fox claims that as a result of Bormann's false allegations, he's been subjected to "public hatred, contempt, ridicule, and shame." [TMZ]

Hugh Hefner says of Lindsay Lohan's upcoming Playboy spread, "It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy." Lindsay should pace herself because eventually she's going to run out of Marilyn pictorials to copy. [The Insider]

Kate Middleton touched the belt on her coat, so she's definitely with child. Now I'm worried that if I pass up alcohol and touch my stomach a baby will magically appear in my belly. [E!]

Avril Lavigne says of the bar fight she and Brody Jenner were involved in, "I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f**ked. As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer." [E!]

  • Hop over to Radar for an in-depth investigation on Jessica Simpson's history of flatulence. [Radar]
  • BREAKING: Demi Lovato has red hair. [Us]
  • Broadway actress Phyllis Love, who originated the part of Rosa Delle Rose in Tennessee Williams' Rose Tattoo, died last week at age 85. [NYT]
  • Here's the Kim Kardashian divorce analysis we've all be waiting for. Teen Mom Amber Portwood says, "I mean it is heartbreaking, but Kim and Kris are like Gary [Shirley] and me. Total opposites ... One is a diva and the other is a down-home guy." [E!]
  • Pushing Daisies creator Bryan Fuller is working on an hour-long drama starring Hannibal Lecter, so prepare yourself to see the adorable side of serial killing. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Here's Glee's mediocre take on "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town." [N.Y. Mag]
  • Speaking of Glee, avert your eyes if you don't want to be spoiled for tomorrow's episode. Okay, so although an earlier report said Kurt and Blaine decide not to have sex in tomorrow's episode, according to Chris Colfer it's going to be "the first time you've seen two gay kids lose it to each other." He adds, "I really hope that if Kurt and Blaine do anything for society or the world or anything like that, I really just hope it kind of sets the standard for gay kids. I don't mean to upset anyone by saying this, but it is just kind of a known fact that a lot of gay kids are very promiscuous and non-exclusive with each other when they have relationships, which is really sad. But I think with Kurt and Blaine, I would hope would set an example of what something should be and could be. You know, two people finding each other and really loving each other and wanting to give the world to each other." [E!]