Poor Kate. This week marked her very first solo engagement as a Royal when she filled in for Prince Charles at a charity event — she did wonderfully, apparently, and her gown was lovely and all that. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE GIANT SCAR? What, you've not noticed the barely visible mark, which is maybe a scar on her scalp, buried beneath her thick hair? Are you blind? How could you not see that?! It is the SKULL of the future MOTHER of the future HEIR to the THRONE. You're going to let a little hair obscure your ability what's important here? Jesus. Get it together.

Anyhow, her parents say it's the result of a childhood surgery. I certainly hope they looped in Her Majesty before that whole Westminster affair.