In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper has his Courtney Stodden impression perfected, Regis Philbin takes his shirt off, Beavis and Butthead return with brand-new episodes, and Justin Timberlake details the time he lived with Ryan Gosling.
1.) The return of Beavis and Butthead
The two moronic icons of the 90s returned to MTV this week. They kicked off their new batch of episodes by making fun of Twilight, and later, The Bachelor. This is funny and all, but wake me up when Daria makes a cameo. (Or just bring back Daria.)
2.) That time Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling were roommates.
Sure, they were little kids, but oh, to be a fly on that wall. JT fondly remembers living with The Gos back when they appeared on The Mickey Mouse Club together, says they don't see each other as much as they'd like to these days, and goes on to call Gosling "one of the best actors of our generation."
3.) Shirtless Regis.
You didn't ask for it, I didn't ask for it — but Snooki did, and Regis obliged. Is this what happens when you announce your retirement and the network keeps you on the show for another six months?
4.) Anderson Cooper's Courtney Stodden impression.
The Coop has a fair point: is Courtney's incessant lip-licking a "silent, desperate cry for help?"
5.) Brandi dishes on her cheater ex-husband.
Brandi Glanville, newest member of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, appeared on The Wendy Williams Show this week to talk a shit about her ex Eddie Cibrian and his new lady, Leann Rimes.
6.) Whoopi Goldberg's tips on traveling with a vibrator.
Could this be the most TMI story of all time? I certainly think so. But on the bright side, now you know what not to do when you're traveling with a vibrator.
7.) Dating your mom.
On this week's How I Met Your Mother, we discover the main problem with Barney's new relationship with Nora: she's exactly like his momma. Yeeesh.
8.) Martha on fire.
During one of Martha Stewart's Halloween-themed episodes this week, a fire broke out on her set while the cameras were rolling. If anything, this proves that if a crisis ever occurs and you find yourself around Martha and Isaac Mizrahi, they will not panic.
9.) Rosie forgives Tracy Morgan.
So, I assume Tracy's going around to each talk show hosted by a gay person to apologize? I'll be keeping an eye out for him on next week's episodes of Ellen.
10.) Zach Galifianakis discusses his high school portrait.
How adorable is Baby Galifianakis?
Bonus: The Simpsons go Avatar.
From this year's "Treehouse of Horror" episode, airing this Sunday night.