Today we learned that Michele Bachmann thinks that those Occupy Wall Street kids are dirty, whiny hippies. And flâneuse has looked into the future and helpfully written the next four Bachmann headlines, for flubs-to-be:

Extra! Extra!

Simpleton Blowhard Says Stupid Stuff!

Ridiculous Fake Figurehead Talks Out of Her Butt about Stuff She Doesn't Understand!

Nincompoop Makes Statement That Is Factually Incorrect!

Trying to Distract People from Her Falling Popularity, Dunderheaded Candidate Mouths Some Made-Up Shit that She Just Made Up!


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