A Los Angeles karaoke club is looking for a few good hostesses, but they must be both "EXTRA THIN" and "fragile." Read on for the full — and fully upsetting — Craigslist posting.
EXTRA THIN FEMALES $3000-$5000 (incl tips) (LOS ANGELES)
Karaoke Club companies in Koreatown continue recruitment of friendly Hostesses with extra thin, fragile, fashion model appearance (long skinny arms and legs, NOT an athletic look) to socialize with and entertain professional / business clientele in a private club environment (this is NOT an escort service, not a massage parlor, not a strip club)
Monthly earnings $3000 - $5000 including tips ; some knowledge of Korean and some experience as an entertainer is a big plus, but not required. No sex, no dating with customers, no nudity, some alcohol. Regular Hours: 9pm - 2am
AGE: 21-28 and FRAGILE (NOT ATHLETIC) appearance - APPROXIMATE height/weight ratio requirements (what extra thin means): for a height of 5'7" - 90-100lb, 5'8"- 110lb, 5'9" - 115lb and 5'10" - 120lb . If you dont exercise, don't have muscles and look naturally SKINNY (not intentionally anorexic) - this is the right look
Please email your resume (if any) and Full Length pictures
Successful candidates will be contacted over the phone for
Note that the "intentionally anorexic" need not apply, so if you just accidentally didn't eat for a few months, then you're fine. Also, did we mention FRAGILE? If you look like someone could easily snap you like a twig, this is the right look. Fucking creepy.
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