No one clapped after Michele Bachmann made a joke during her interview with Jay Leno, possibly because they were too busy clenching their fists in anger. ThisLittlePiggy recaps:
"I thought it was Pray the GRAY Away!!!!1lolz"
Ah, the combination of rhyming and non sequiturs, a classic way to diffuse every uncomfortable political situation:
"Don't Ask Don't Tell? With those cramped military living quarters, I'm more worried about Don't Ask Don't SMELL!"
"Health care? I thought we'd be talking about my Healthy HAIR!"
"Gay teen suicide risks? What about Gay Teen Suicide DISC GOLF?!? Their wrists are hella limp AMIRITE?"
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