In the '60s, husbands in Folgers commercials couldn't figure out why homemade coffee tasted so bad. Nimnyn has the answer:
"Honey, your coffee is brutal!"
"Gee dear, that's because after years of emotional abuse, I've taken to pissing in it.."
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