Last night former congressional candidate and noted non-witch Christine O'Donnell got upset and walked out of a Piers Morgan Tonight interview. Crass Mr. Morgan was to blame, of course; he had the gall to ask about her views on abstinence and gay marriage ‚ÄĒ topics she discusses in the very book that she was there to promote. When Morgan wouldn't let O'Donnell dodge the questions, she suddenly remembered that she had a prior engagement at the Republican Women's Club. O'Donnell declared that Morgan was being "rude," because she was under the impression that "interview" means you get to come on a show and simply rattle off talking points for 15 minutes.