Okay, so Tara Reid didn't marry her boyfriend Michael Lilleund, as previously reported, and it came as a shock to her own publicist. Reid's weekend/whirlwind romance confused even the most reliable of sources (and there are surely many a reliable source when it comes to the matter of Tara Reid), so she took to twitter to reveal her new hubby's name: Zack Kehayov. He's handsome and rich and all that. But Radar reports that Reid must register the big, fat, Greek wedding she had because when you get married in Greece, it's not recognized in the United States. Oops. Photo of the happy couple at the source. [Life and Style, Radar]

Alyssa Milano had a baseball-themed baby shower at Dodger Stadium over the weekend. There were Dodgers-themed cupcakes from Crumbs Bakery, attendees included Colin Hanks, Holly Robinson Peete, and Twitter's Jack Dorsey. Here's hoping the kid, due mid-September, turns out to be a sports fan. [US Magazine]

Adam Levine is shirtless on the cover of OUT magazine. Though he says he's not gay, his brother is. Whatever. Pecs. [OUT]

Lauren Conrad's new boyfriend is supposedly Teen Wolf's Colton Haynes. Though they've been spotted out at clubs and out to dinner, Haynes told Ryan Seacrest, "I've known Lauren for about four-and-a-half years now, we're really good friends." Translation: We're doing it. [US]

Jimmy Fallon was spotted belting out show tunes in a West Village piano bar until about 1am. He was dressed in a "sharp black suit" and sang songs like "Maybe" and "Annie" along with the crowd. [Page Six]

  • Lady Gaga will be taking over the windows at the Madison Avenue Barney's come Winter, as she "reinterprets" Santa's workshop. Her face will also be plastered all over the company's bags, packaging, and website. [Yahoo]
  • Taylor Swift had a Marilyn Monroe-style wardrobe malfunction while performing on stage in St. Louis, but "handled it like a pro." [Huff Po]
  • It's possible that Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete will exit The Talk. Not that you were watching. [Deadline]
  • Another day, another celebrity lap dance: this time it was Nicki Minaj on top of Drake. [US]
  • More speculation on the upcoming cast of Dancing With The Stars: Snooki and Queen Latifah? [E!]
  • Sofia Vergara's boyfriend, Nick Loeb, is considering a run for Florida's U.S. Senate seat in 2012. [Just Jared]
  • Courtney Stodden, America's favorite married sixteen year old, donned a red swimsuit and posed like Baywatch era Pam Anderson. [Radar]
  • Just because Michaele and Tareq Salahi are moving to Beverly Hills, it doesn't mean they'll join the cast of RHOBH. (Plus, that season has already been filmed. Give it a year.) [TMZ]
  • Jay-Z spent over $250,000 on champagne at the club last night in celebration of Watch The Throne. He left a $50,000 tip. (We're so glad that he never stopped big pimpin' and spending' g's, as advertised.) [People]
  • Eric Dane is out of rehab and still looks as McSteamy as ever, thank goodness. [Pop Sugar]
  • Jill Zarin says she's not leaving Real Housewives: "Everything that has been reported is simply rumors, gossip and speculation. I personally have been busy with my shapewear line, Skweez Couture and am still very much part of the Bravo family." [US Magazine]