In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Khloe Kardashian flashes her nipple on live TV, kids are snorting bath salts, and, according to one newscaster, teens are having "fuck" this summer.
1.) Khloe Kardashian's nipple.
On Tuesday morning, Khloe Kardashian exposed her right boob through a sheer top for the entire six minutes of a Fox and Friends segment on live television.
2.) Bath salts.
I am a married, pregnant, 32-year-old homeowner, but none of those things have made me feel as "grown up" as watching this week's 20/20, when I realized that I am no longer cool since I have to watch a network news magazine show to learn about the latest street drugs.
3.) "Teens are having fuck."
4.) "Close your eyes. Open your eyes."
At some point along the way, The Real Housewives of New York morphed into a Christopher Guest movie. Soon we'll discover that Kelly stores her jelly beans in a Remains of the Day lunchbox.
5.) Unhinged woman pays for everyone's items at discount store in strip mall.
I'm not even sure why this was news, but the reporter did a terrible job, since they never figured out why the lady was willing to charge thousands of dollars worth of crap on her credit card. I guess it was shown on TV as some benevolent act, but the woman seemed totally out of her mind and her explanation of finances made absolutely no sense. I did like that she got so excited that she didn't mind that her bra strap was showing, though.
6.) Colbert is disgusted that his show is part of Weiner's foreplay.
He feels like an oyster.
7.) Joan Rivers can't resist a smelly vagina joke.
8.) "Men. We're just better."
This was a photo featured on Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition of the guy's family and it's remarkable for two reasons. First: The dad's shirt. Second: Ironically he looks exactly like my female gym coach in high school. And something tells me that she was probably better at being a "man" than he is.
9.) Sharon Osbourne's sex story.
I kind of wish I could unhear this. She and Ozzy had sex publicly while at an AC/DC show at Madison Square Garden. And something about this leads me to believe that this happened not really that long ago. Perhaps at their show in the summer of '99?
10.) 4-year-old art genius.
Her paintings sell for thousands and thousands of dollars. Her inspiration is dinosaurs.