SNL's Jason Sudeikis successfully hosted last night's Movie Awards and...it was actually pretty good, right down to his jokes about being the father of January Jones' baby. Highlights include: Robert Pattinson passionately kissing Taylor Lautner, a star-studded Hangover parody, and Reese Witherspoon shames the bad-girl generation.
1. The inevitable Hangover parody show-opener
Host Jason Sudeikis must piece back together his wild night with the help of Eva Mendes, Justin Bartha, Chelsea Handler, and Taylor Lautner. Along the way, he revisits the year's biggest movies — taking a long pause at the lesbian scene from Black Swan. Classy.
2. Reese Witherspoon disses bad girls, reality stars
As she received her MTV Generation Award, Reese took a moment to promote being a good girl, noting that you don't need a reality show to make it in Hollywood. And, more importantly, "If you take naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people."
3. Jason Sudeikis jokes about being January Jones' baby daddy
While joking around with Horrible Bosses costars Jason Bateman and Charlie Day, Sudeikis slipped in a quip about why he's been so stressed lately: this hosting gig and that whole "I might be a Dad soon" business.
4. Seven-year-old wins an award for coining term "Chocolate Wasted."
And the award for "Best Line In A Movie" (what, did you forget this isn't the Academy Awards?) was awarded the pint-sized Alexys Nycole Sanchez for her role in Adam Sandler's Grown Ups.
5. Robert Pattinson drops f-bomb, kisses Taylor Lautner on the mouth.
Last night, the censors failed to catch the Twilight dreamboat saying "fuck" while helping to present Reese Witherspoon's award. Apparently, it was due to the fact that he messed up the punchline of his joke entirely, leaving the bleep-button guys out of the loop. Perhaps more importantly, when he and Kristen Stewart won the "Best Kiss" award for the billionth time, Pattinson ran out into the audience and laid a big ol' wet one on Lautner instead. Lautner did not seem amused.
Bonus: Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis touch each other's naughty parts Their excuse: to show us all that they can be friends-with-benefits while promoting their Friends With Benefits, get it?