Comment Of The Day: Abortion Now Has A Theme Song

Today we learned a mom is suing the group Life Always for featuring her daughter’s image on an anti-abortion billboard. resplendent.bitch responds:

I cannot focus on the issue at hand because I’m too distracted by their web URL, thatsabortion.com. Specifically, I’m imagining Dean Martin singing it to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’:

“When you just don’t have room
for the thing in your womb,
That’s abortion!

When you can’t have a kid,
and you gotta get rid,
That’s abortion!

If you’re poor, don’t want more, been a whore,
and you don’t want a baby,
call the old Baby Hoover, the fetus remover:
That’s abortion!”

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