A new video series created by Playbill answers the question, "What if the characters of Broadway's The Importance of Being Earnest traveled through a time warp and woke up on the beach with Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the gang of MTV's Jersey Shore?" Brilliance, that's what!

These mustachioed actors managed to give the gang's moronic quips such gravitas that we're almost convinced Oscar Wilde really did say, "If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with tampons!"