This Britloid claims that Prince William and Kate Middleton have asked Jay-Z and Beyoncé to perform "Crazy In Love" at the party following the wedding on Friday. Can you picture the Queen bouncing and singing along, "Kinda hoping you'll page me right now…"? [Daily Star]

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In a strange and epic feat of cross-promotion, Lady Gaga's video for "Judas" will premiere on American Idol. Does that mean the clip is famly-friendly? [ONTD ]
BTW, If you never had a chance to get a good look at Lady Gaga's unicorn tattoo, here is a photo. [The Life Files]

Yesterday, LeAnn Rimes Tweeted, "My first Easter as a WIFE!" Since she married Eddie Cibrian on Friday. Of course, she was married to Dean Sheremet for eight years, so her Tweet was not really accurate. [OMG!]
FYI, re: LeAnn's wedding, Dean Sheremet says: "LeAnn was a huge part of my life so I wish her the best." [Us Magazine]

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  • Hugh Grant, 50, has a new girlfriend named Tinglan Hong, who is 31. They were seen at a bar together recently, and Ms. Hong was not drinking, so this paper asks the obvious question: "Is she carrying his baby?" [Daily Mail]
  • Julia Roberts never fights with her husband. They are always happy. And her kids think she's a good cook, and that she should open a restaurant. Also, she is rich and pretty, and her life is awesome. [Digital Spy, People]
  • In case you missed it: Charlie Sheen only has one "goddess" left. Bree Olson broke up with him via text message. Only Natalie Kenly remains as the Violent Torpedo Of Trainwreck plows through our nation. [E!]
  • Lindsay Lohan is "angry" about being sentenced to jail. Says a friend: "She didn't steal that necklace." But she is ready to do what she has to do, and "wants" to go to AA and serve her more than 400 hours of community service. [People]
  • Paris Hilton will testify in court this week, against the knife-wielding man who tried to break into her mansion last year. [Radar Online]
  • Intern Ramona described the following link thusly: "Miley does charity thing blah blah blah, but more importantly her hair extensions are out of control." [ONTD]
  • Glee is shooting in New York today, people! Start stalking! [ONTD]
  • Antoine Dodson was busted for marijuana possession over the weekend, and his mug shot hair has serious attitude. [TMZ]
  • Paula Abdul might be on Simon Cowell's X Factor! [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Headline of the day: "OMG! Robert & Kristen Reshooting Breaking Dawn in Caribbean on 04/22" [ONTD]
  • A Jacob Black-oriented Twilight spinoff is a flick we can get behind, especially if it involves Buff Werewolf Taylor Lautner. [Digital Spy]
  • Scott "American Psycho" Disick did something assholish, sky is blue, etc. [Page Six]
  • Keira Knightley was an absolutely adorable bridesmaid at her brother's wedding! Love the swingy dresses. [Daily Mail]
  • Hee! "Exclusive: Troubled Spider-Man Musical Gets the Law & Order Treatment - With a Killer Twist." [TV Line]
  • Amy Winehouse's ex-husband, Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil, has spawned. His girlfriend Sarah Aspin is expecting a baby any day now. [Contact Music]
  • "People think I sound like a robot, and in that video, I do sound like a robot. I don't want to be known as the `Friday' girl. Hopefully, I can be known as Rebecca Black and not the `Friday' girl. I want to be a performing artist. That's what I've always wanted to do."— Rebecca Black. Good luck to you, dear. [AP]