Comment Of The Day: An Important PSA For All Penis Owners

Today we learned more about the lengths a man will go to in order to elongate his penis. Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend! shared this message:

A very important public service announcement from the Office of Dinosaurs and Nachos Vaginal Intelligence Gathering:

Gentlemen, it’s not too small. However, your cunnilingus is too short.

(This message brought to you by a grant from the National Sexing Foundation. You’re welcome.)

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