Yes, it's come to this: A British couple are hoping to sell a jelly bean that looks like Kate Middleton for $800.
From The Telegraph:
Wesley Hosie, 25, found the yellow and red sweet by chance as he and his girlfriend tucked into a 700g jar from The Jelly Bean Factory...
Mr Hosie and girlfriend Jessica White, 24, from Taunton, Somerset, kept the mango-flavoured bean and now plan to sell it on eBay for £500.
Mr Hosie said: "As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me."
Literally! At least they're just selling the candy, and not insisting that this is a secret message about Kate needing to be rescued from the clutches of the royal family.