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After reading today's "crap justification" from a cheating dude, AndPreciousLittleofThat responded:

DWM With Baggage Seeks Same, With Different Genitals

Hi there! Are you a strong, confident woman who knows what she wants out of life? Then thanks, but no thanks. Do you seek a mutually respectful relationship with someone who values you as a person? Keep walkin', lady. Want someone who will publicly acknowledge you exist? Then I'm not the guy for you.

But if you're into lies, false reassurances, and big surprises, then you're in luck! I won't respect you or treat you like an equal, and please be aware from the start that no matter how smart you are, I'm smarter. And way cooler.

So if continued secrecy and personal humiliation get you all hot and bothered, then boy do I have the abusive relationship for you!

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