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Yesterday, we learned that Paris Hilton thinks she's accomplished all of her goals in life. BringerofthePain decided to celebrate this achievement with a song:

Regrets? I've had a few,
Sex tape or two, that I could mention
I did what I had to do
And started off my fame's ascension.

To think I did all that,
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no. Oh no, not me.
I did it my way.

For what's a girl? What has she got?
I have myself- And that's so hot.
To know how it truly feels
To walk the carpet in sky high heels.
Everyone knows, my backwards pose,
And did it my way.


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