Snakes On A Plane Situation Narrowly Averted

Over the weekend two men were caught trying to smuggle 40 pythons onto a flight to Dubai at Indonesia’s Soekarno-Hatta International Airport. The sedated animals were found in carry-on luggage and taken to the airport’s animals quarantine center. If found guilty, the suspects face seven years in jail and a lifetime of being subjected to friends’ horrible Samuel L. Jackson impersonations.