So how was your Saturday? Is it spring there yet? Has it been spring for a while and you're bored of that season and excited for the next one? Is it currently spring and you've enjoying the nicer weather from a safe distance because you're too used to staying indoors? Well, go outside! Or don't! It is Saturday and no one expects anything from you, except that you have fun in some capacity.

Before I set out on an exciting adventure to see what the outside world looks like, I will leave you with this musical ode to being conflicted about your capacity to remain inside.