Taco Bell's "beef" may not include much meat, but at least it doesn't contain needles (er, in theory). A New Mexico woman is suing Chili's because she says she pierced her tongue on a sewing needle while eating a plate of ribs and mashed potatoes last summer. And it gets worse: Employees quickly took the 2-inch needle, then a manager refused to give it back so she could test it. Eventually, they sent it to a lab, but in the meantime she had to stop nursing her baby and get tested for a variety of diseases.

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