We knew something was up when he took his mother to the Oscars: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are no longer a couple. No hard feelings. Both decided it was time to move on. Etc. Wonder if the story about him canoodlesmushing Olivia Munn was true. [People]
Jessica Biel is either devastated about the split or not devastated about the split. [E!]

Cops raided Charlie Sheen's house last night. Someone claimed Chuckles threatened to harm himself with a gun. The authorities found a rifle from the 1800s, and that's about it. After they left, Chuckles Tweeted: "the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolut pros! They can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!" Sigh. [ TMZ]
Video of Charlie Sheen coming face to face with cops: Snooze. [ET]
Jon Cryer has responded to Charlie Sheen calling him a troll. Duckie says: "The fact is, I am a troll. It's not something I like to talk about. My parents don't even know." The Emmy winner adds: "It turns out there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. You don't know how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so that I can look like this." [E!]

"Sandra Bullock is terrified her cheating ex-husband will get revenge on her by lying to the world that she's not only bad in bed - but a lesbian!" As always, consider the source on this. [National Enquirer via CeleBitchy]

  • The Situation went up to the podium at the Donald Trump roast wearing aviator glasses "and proceeded to bomb all over the place." This report claims: "His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15." Marlee Matlin was on stage later and quipped in American Sign Language, "Like the Situation. I too have never heard the sound of laughter." [LA Times]
  • Megan Fox's new movie: Straight to DVD. [Yeeeah]
  • Bruno Mars and Cee-Lo wrote "Fuck You" in two hours! "We were just jamming," my pretend boyfriend Bruno Mars says. "I was on piano and kept on repeating 'fuck you'. Within an hour or two we'd written the whole song with us going back and forth." He jokes: "I should have kept the damn song." [Digital Spy]
  • American Idol contestant Casey Abrams was hospitalized for the second time during the competition; he says: "I have a weak stomach." [OMG]
  • Pete Wentz is "shocked" that his friend Craig Owens is hanging out with his soon-to-be ex-wife, Ashlee Simpson. [Us Magazine]
  • Tony Danza has filed for divorce from his wife of 24 years. [TMZ]
  • Have you seen the guy who has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts inked all over his body? [Metro]
  • Hip-hop's wealthiest artists: Diddy, Hova, Dr. Dre, Birdman, Fiddy. Sean Combs is worth about $475 million; Jay-Z a close second at $450 million. [Forbes]
  • Steve Carrell's last episode of The Office will air April 28. [TV Guide]
  • Watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher collapsed on stage last night in Minnesota, and remains hospitalized. [Wonder Wall]
  • Martha Stewart's daughter Alexis is now the mother of a baby girl named Jude, born via surrogate on Tuesday. Martha is a grandma! Baby crafts galore. [Page Six]
  • Vanessa Hudgens is boring. Pass it on. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Larry King called Anderson Cooper a she? Not cool. [Showbiz Spy]