Oh yes, indeed: She of the bedeviling glasses and infinite tissues turns 69 today. Take a seat and pour your heart out to her (after you pour yourself a glass of something nice).

And oh, hey: Sunday night is Oscar Night, Hollywood's Most Important Night To Have Ever Nighted! We'll be covering the madness live, starting at 6pm EST — that's when they fire up the Glam Cam 360. So swing on by and let us all together delight in whatever awkwardness James Franco may bring.

Have a good weekend!

(PS: Saturday Night Social will be back this week!)