Britney Spears's new song, Hold It Against Me, is being accused of ripping off The Bellamy Brothers' song If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? While the similarities between the songs can't be denied, I was under the impression that the Bellamy Brothers had ripped off a thing that cheesy drunk divorced guys say at wedding receptions, who were ripping off the sound of their souls slowly dying as they lived their lives as futile quests to fuck bridesmaids. [Daily Mail]
Pink walked around yesterday, all pregnant and stuff. [News.au]
Paris Hilton and Cy Waits, That Dude With The Sentence Name That She's Dating Who I Imagine Is Tom Waits' Embarrassing Celebutant-Chasing Cousin, were spotted shopping for engagement rings. And also shopping for attention. [People]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have spared no expense in preparing an entire wing of their pink sparkly Hello Kitty castle for the arrival of their twins, who will cry in the whistle register. [Showbiz Spy]
Dianna Agron and her boyfriend broke up and she's moved out of their shared quarters. Is there an Alannis Morisette Glee episode in the near future? Gee whiz, I sure do hope so. [HuffPo]
Nicole Kidman loves the woman who carried she and Keith Urban's baby. I suppose that's what you say when you're asked about your surrogate in an interview; no matter how big of a jerk your surrogate may have been as a person, trash talking the person who carried your child is unbecoming. If I ever become a surrogate, I fully plan on being a huge, huge, huge jerk and know that I'm totally unassailable. Fail proof! [ONTD]
Disney has decided to capitalize on the success of Glee, which capitalized on the success of High School Musical, which capitalized on the knowledge that children love obnoxious things, which can all be traced back to Kids, Incorporated and the 90's revival of The Mickey Mouse Club. Ergo, blame for all pop culture obnoxiousness is shared by Britney Spears and Fergie. [Just Jared]
Two of the child actors from The Sandlot which is one of the greatest ragtag-group-of-sports- misfits-face-big-problem movies of all time, had a mini reunion at a gym in LA. If only the entire cast would be in the same place at the same time, all of the world's problems would end at once, or so the prophesy foretold. [ONTD]
Avril Lavigne's siblings used to make fun of her singing, but they don't anymore; they've passed the making-fun-of-Avril Lavigne's-singing torch to an elite group of music fans called "everyone else in the world." [Contact Music]
Nicki Minaj says she has no time for romance, which makes sense. Nicki Minaj's days are all strictly regimented, with 3 hours every morning devoted to rolling around in a room full of pink tulle while dressed in a sexy robot costume, followed by several hours of getting filmed while putting on various crazy wigs as part of a secretive endeavor that Minaj will only refer to as "Project: Wacky Montage," followed by an hour of writing and recording Lil' Kim diss tracks, followed by a light lunch, followed by vocal exercises and silent prayer. [Digital Spy]
Elisabetta Canalis says she's not having kids with George Clooney and that her maternal instincts are satisfied by her dogs.